Title: Slap This (a.k.a This Man is No Woman's Bitch)
Author: Evelyn Benton
Rating: Young Adults
Date: 12/17/06
Category: Drabble
Genre: Humor, Romance, General
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack/Elizabeth)
Archive: Stellar Phenomena and FanFiction.net; all others, please ask.
Disclaimer: Disney owns Pirates of the Caribbean; I own this not-for-profit fan fiction; no copyright infringement intended.
Spoilers: Takes place after the events of PotC 2: Dead Man's Chest and is a what if scenario for PotC 3: At World's End.
Summary: After DMC, Elizabeth finally gets her chance to slap Jack. This time, however, he's actually innocent. Kind of.





Slap.

Captain Jack Sparrow's head jerked sharply at the all-too-familiar blow to his cheek. I didn't deserve that.

"I thought you were dead!" Elizabeth shrieked, her words attempting to disregard her treachery.

"Funny,I recall you trying to make me dead by killing me with murderous intentions to deliver me into death's deadly grasp through deception, leaving me to die. Savvy?"

She glared, arms folded and eyes sparkling in amusement.

Carefully, he added, "If anything, you deserve the slap, not me. Now, Miss Swann, if you would be so kind as to bend over."

Slap.

"Alright. That, I deserved."





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